Saturday, March 3, 2012

What Smells Worse...

If you're gonna give it to me, then give it to me.  Don't act as if you're giving away gold.

You suck, and then you swallow.  What's so hard about that?

What's a "straw"?

Chin up.  Both of them.

I'm here to conduct the exorcism, and avail myself of the buffet.

You don't have a learner's permit to be a man.

Like Abraham Lincoln, I, too, have been called The Railsplitter.

As cold as the slit between my ex-wife's legs.

Nothing in the constitution.

VD & the in-laws.

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