The Afterglow

Ten Things A Woman Says Before Or After Sex

1.  You do bathe, don't you?

2.  What's white and twelve inches?  Not you!

3.  How did I find you in the dark?  It wasn't hard.

4.  Don't worry.  Size doesn't matter.  Now if you only had some size.

5.  That was the best four seconds of my life.

6.  No, really.  I don't mind you having you having your orgasm before you're done with the first stroke.

7.  No, my favorite part was not when you imitated Curly from The Three Stooges.

8.  The reason I like to fantasize is because I like to pretend you're a man.

9.  I don't care if it's shape makes it fit naturally in my mouth.

10.  Okay, I'm ready to start.  What do you mean you're done?